Product
Review Fun
Name
of reviewer: (Or Screen name)
Email:
Type
of Toy:
Hard Vibrator
Soft Vibrator (no external stimulators)
Rabbit-style vibe
Dildo
Anal toy
Bondage
Video
Book
Game
Lube or lotion
Condom
Novelty
Other
If
other, explain:
Price
you paid for it:
Was
it worth the price?:
Toys
Name
of Toy:
Manufacturer:
Product
Number:
Overall
rating:
5 - Drop everything and buy one now
4 - Nice but I'd fix something
3 - It worked, but I've had better
2 - I quit using it because it was a waste
of time
1 - Waste of time, money, and molecular space
How
well is it made (sturdyness)?:
5 - Might never break
4 - I can see it wearing out in 10 years
3 - Good for a year
2 - Started falling apart as I took it out
of the box
1 - Never worked right in the first place
How
nice is the packaging?:
Plain/generic
Sexy
Smarmy
What
is your favorite thing about it?:
What
is your least favorite thing about it?:
What
would you change to make it better?
Now for the politically incorrect questions. I
think it would be ideal to be able to find a reviewer with my
same body type and sexual style to see what they like in order
to get reccomendations. If you are comfortable sharing this information,
it might help other women choose their purchases more accurately.
The choice is yours.
General
body type: (Optional
)
Petite
Average
Sporty
Large
Sexual
style: (Optional)
Soft, sensual
Hard, rough
Mix of both
Other
If
other, explain:
How
often do you use this item?:
Video
Name
of Movie
Overall
movie rating:
5 - Who cares if it's porn, it deserves an
Academy Award
4 - Good porn. It's not an oxymoron
3 - Ehh. Generic porn.
2 - I saw penises and vaginas, and they came
together, but sheesh...
1 - Just plain turned me off.
Favorote
thing about the movie:
Favorite
actor/actress:
This
movie was:
Sexy, but mild
Sexy, but hardcore
Hardcore
Gonzo (just sex scenes)
Other
Book
Name
of Book:
Author:
Type
of book:
Mild romance novel (he pressed his
hardness...)
Harlequin romancee novel (he
pressed his %$#@)
Black Lace novel (he shoved his
%$#@
Erotica (his @#$% reminded me of...))
Penthose Letters (These 2 girls
were all over me like white on rice)
Other
If
other, explain:
Overall
rating :
Pick one...
5 - Permanent part of my collection
4 - Kept me intrigued
3 - Good, but you know it is porn first,
story second
2 - I finished it... barely
1 - Waste of a perfectly good tree
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